Oh blessed Janus, Chaos’ orderly name,
Give bounds and beginning to this work of fame,
Mercurius, lend me your blessed ear,
‘Coz I gotta give credit to the Muses dear;
Calliope said to me, in a dream,
“Girl, I have seen a future that’s so obscene,
But the golden Apollo has today sent me,
To see if you can write a more hopeful history.”
So I carry my mission, folks, my duty’s no doubt,
I got reason to believe our future ain’t runnin’ out;
And so in words and in pictures, in a style eclectic,
Let me present to you the tale, of a KID ELECTRIC!
…Welcome to Ohmworld, friends.